"Well, well, well it is about time you showed up, Reader.

Take your seat, Hang your coat, Grab a nip, With haste mortal, with haste!"

"Well child, what causes you to stumble across my domain? Oh! not so quick to respond I, Miss Expo C.L Cation, know why you come. You seek answers, answers you will find from no other than myself, dear one! From whom shall you receive these answered, you ask? Well with Jane Eyre of coarse!  Yes, the Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. You stare at Miss Expo as if she were a mad-woman, young pupil cease young thinking and take your seat."

"I, Miss Expo, will take you on a very personal journey indeed, exploring the life of Jane Eyre through her own eyes as well as in the eyes of my literary critical analysis.

My dear you will endure a journey that is past your imagination!

We will explore many themes, for it is Miss Expo's job to teach such a young individual as yourself the secrets and themes that are hidden in this brilliant novel."

"Theme themes will include: Characterization, Allusions to other pieces of writing, many Themes, Diction with brilliant literary tools, and at last we will Connect Charlotte Bronte and Jane Eyre with 'real life' instances that we are familiar with."

"I see your eyes fill with excitement, dear pupil. Come now, come with Miss Expo, and together with my leadership we will dissect the brains of Charlotte Bronte and Miss Jane Eyre and CLEAR THE EYRE of the many hidden messages they have shared to us readers."